WHAT IS MY LIFE BECOMING?
I’M CRYING OVER CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS WITH LILY ALLEN IN THEM.
I’M NAMING COLLEGE PAPERS AFTER MACKLEMORE SONGS
AND I’M WEARING JEWELRY MADE OUT OF RUBBER BANDS.
Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to…
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
so since fckh8 has been brought up a lot recently i decided to venture into their fb page and while there was plenty of gross things i saw this one really pissed me off. basically this person just asked if they had any pan or asexual shirts and then fckh8 like the shit holes they are basically tells them that being asexual isnt an identity and i personally know how it feels to for someone to tell you your identity doesnt exist and its gross. plus i have a friend who is asexual and i would never want someone to say this shit to her.
the person then replied with a great little paragraph making fckh8 look so stupid. there is much more to this convo like fckh8 asking for someone to educate them on how asexuality is an identity and tons of people did yet they still were being complete assholes about it and honestly they didnt need to be but their heads are up their asses.
i am very sick of people excluding identities that arent just lgb (fckh8 does have trans things but they really dont look trans friendly at all) also fckh8 seems to have waaay more things about “straights against hate” than the tq+ part of lgbtq which kinda of makes me think that its actually a bunch of straight people running it or its some typical cis gay male or even possibly toddlers.
so basically fckh8 is terrible. please do not support them because they dont even know how to support people thay they say they are trying to.
ALL HAIL LORD ESPURR!
HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS SCENE
not only was this fucking adorable this must have meant the WORLD to Amy
mademoiselle la lampent.
I actually really want to make this dress and it’s probably more realistic of a goal than madame la chandelure ;u;
hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?
This seems familiar…
But so is the dude, he’s pretty smokin