thebakerschronicles:

My friend took his damn alligator to petco

urltima:

sheeranal:

Okay well this picture has really bad quality, but let me tell you a story. There’s this boy, and his name’s Dyllon. He’s the biggest bully and he’s always throwing stuff at me in school and I get so annoyed with him like he’s so rude. But today, I wore this brown cardigan thingy and the sleeves went down just past my elbows, so you could see some of my scars. In English I went to go hand him a pen or something and he saw them and he grabbed my arm and he like stroked one of them and smiled at me and I got really red and I thought he was gonna make fun of me for them, so I turned the other way. But he grabbed me and he hugged me and told me he loved me and then he showed me his arm and he had them too and I started crying and he told me it wasn’t worth it and that it’s okay and then he gave me his number and said if I ever needed him for anything to call him and he would do anything for me, even take the bus to my house if I needed him. It was the most serious I’d ever seen him be and i just love him so so much

imnotcryingimnotcryingimnotcrying

arthurdrvill:

Doctor Who Meme | Seven Outfits → [6/7]

↳ Eleven’s new tweed jacket

cracked:

In case you missed it, our latest After Hours!

The Horrifying Truth About Life Inside of Movie Musicals

totallyhawkward:

END OF SCHOOL YEAR GIVEAWAY!

School ends in two weeks for me, so to celebrate the coming of summer, you get a giveaway. Prizes are:

• Thor Hammer 3D Deco Light
• Captain America Shield 3D Deco Light
• The Hunger Games Trilogy
• Hulk and Thor 16 oz Glass Cups
• Hansel & Gretel Blu-Ray/DVD (not out yet, but by the time this ends i’ll be able to send it via amazon.)
• Avengers Blu-Ray/DVD (this one is used because it was my copy, but I got my Phase 1 which also has the movie so I decided to give this one away. Oh and Sam may have been trying to eat the sleeve thingy…)

So I count 6 things, so 6 people get to win one thing. 

RULES

1. Reblog or Like as many times as you wish.
2. Don’t have to be following me, though I must admit I am quite fucking awesome.
3. 6 people will win via random selection, first to respond gets first choice and so on and so forth. So if you’re the last one, then you get whatever is left. Have your ask box open please. If I have to bust a mission to find out where your ask link is then I will pick someone else, because the other choice would be to stab you.
4. This will end on the 3rd of June, 2013 at 11:59PM US Pacific Time.

I was going to give out a Phase One, however, due to unforeseen crap I have to hold off on that one till Fall. I do apologize. Oh and this is not restricted to the US. 

Any Questions, my ask box is open.

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

sassmastersherlock:

party at my house

accio-bradfordbadboi:

We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.

It also came with a little hat.

My cat hates me.

voodooling:

Since I did a solo-sherlock for my merchandise, I might as well upload the artwork here too =)

Originally part of this work

batreaux:

reblog if this motherfucker taught u the meaning of disappointment

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY